<![CDATA[小s - 日志]]>http://little-s.teeta.com/blogzh-cnTeeta.com RSS Generator<![CDATA[market definition]]>http://little-s.teeta.com/blog/data/6208.htmlWhat is Marketing?
 
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, 'I am very good in bed!'
That's Direct Marketing


You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says,
'He's very good in bed. '
That's Advertising.


You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say, 'Hi, I'm very good in bed. '
That's Telemarketing.


You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink.
You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it,offer her a ride,
and then say, 'By the way, I'm very good in bed.'
That's Public Relations.


You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, 'Oh, You are very good in bed, aren't you?'
That's Brand Recognition.


You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and  say, 'I'm good in bed.'
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback.
 
TeeTa
]]>http://little-s.teeta.com/blog/data/6208.htmlThu, 28 Oct 2004 13:17:12 +0800<![CDATA[Dutch这词怎么就这样衰]]>http://little-s.teeta.com/blog/data/6159.html不知是不是因为当年英国与荷兰交战争夺海上霸权时输了的缘故，英国佬就是不喜欢Dutch,尽把贬义词和人家拉扯到一起。

 

Go Dutch － AA制，最温柔的用法，顶多暗示荷兰人小气罢了。

Dutch Act － 自杀

Dutch Courage － 酒后之勇

Dutch Uncle － 苛刻的批评者

Dutch Man's Land － 海市蜃楼

Talk Dutch / Double Dutch － 不知所云

I am Dutched － 我被骗了

I am a Dutch Man, if... － 最狠的一句，如果......，我就不是人！

 

这仇恨可真的深啊！从疆土到语言到人格无一幸免～TeeTa

 

 

]]>http://little-s.teeta.com/blog/data/6159.htmlFri, 03 Sep 2004 11:44:17 +0800<![CDATA[英文形容词如何排列]]>http://little-s.teeta.com/blog/data/6157.html当两个以上形容词修饰一个名词，形容词该如何排列?为什么不能说a black new pen，而是说成a new black pen?

这里面有无规则可循? 如果你记住Opshacom这个为帮助记忆而杜撰的词，就能掌握英语中形容词排列的顺序。

Opshacom中op代表opinion，指表示人们观点的形容词，如beautiful，horrible，lovely，nice等

sh代表shape，指表示形状的形容词，如long，short，round, narrow等

a代表age，指表示年龄、时代的形容词，如old，new， young等

c代表colour，指表示颜色的形容词，如red,black, orange

o代表origin，指表示国籍、地区的形容词，如British，Canadian，German

m代表material，指表示材料的形容词，如plastic，metal，aluminium

英语中这六类形容词连用时就按上述先后顺序排列，如a nice long new black British plastic pen. 当然，实际语言使用中不可能出现这么多形容词连用的情况。TeeTa

]]>http://little-s.teeta.com/blog/data/6157.htmlFri, 03 Sep 2004 09:54:50 +0800<![CDATA[Funny Italian]]>http://little-s.teeta.com/blog/data/6091.htmlA Paragraph of Italian English TeeTa

One day I gonna to Malta to a big hotel,in the morning I go down to eat a
breakfast. I tell the waitress that I want two pieces of toast .she brings me
only one piece. I tell her 'I wanna two pieces'. She say 'Go to the toilet'. I
say 'you don't understand, I wanna two pieces on my plate'. She say to me: 'you
better not piss on the plate, you sonnawa***'. I do not even know this lady
and she call me a sonnawa***!!

Later I go to eat at a bigger restaurant. The waiter brings me a Spoon and a
knief but no fock. I tell her 'I wanna a fock' and she tella me : 'everyone
wanna ***'. I tella her ' you don't understand me...I wanna fock on the
table'. She say : 'you better not *** on the table you sonnawa***.'

So I go back to my room in my hotel and there is no sheets on the bed. I call
the manager and tell him 'I wanna a sheet'. he tell me to go the toilet. I say
'you don't understand I wanna a sheet on
my bed'. He say:'you better not *** on the bed, you sonnawa***'.

I go to the Check out and the man at the desk said ' peace on you'.and I say :
' Piss on you too, you sonnawabicth' I gonna back to Italy!

]]>http://little-s.teeta.com/blog/data/6091.htmlThu, 15 Jul 2004 13:11:22 +0800